One of my favorite things to do on road trips is read the funny church signs that are put up... especially on the southern Baptist churches. They usually make me laugh... I did not see to many this time mainly because I fell asleep a lot of the way, but here are a few funny one's nonetheless...
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh God!' does not constitute going to church."
"There are some questions that can't be answered by google."
"Free trip to heaven. Details inside."
"Sign broken. Message inside."
"Tired of being a loser? Turn to God."
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
"Give God what's right, not what's left."
"Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly. Leave the rest to God."
"Do not criticize your wife's judgment. See whom she married."
"Be kind to your enemies. After all, you made them."
"Do not be so open-minded. You're brains will fall out."
and my personal favorite.....
"Wal-mart is not the only saving place."
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