Funny Birthday Card

I received the funniest birthday card from a friend of mine. Even my close friend who is guy ended up laughing at this one, and he NEVER laughs at these kinds of jokes.

"One day in the Garden of Eden Eve calls out to God-
'Oh, Lord, I am so lonely, bored, and tired of apples!'
God replies, 'Well in that case, I shall give you a MAN."
'What's a MAN?' asks Eve.
'A man will be a flawed creature but will provide you with
hours of amusement. And, as he won't be too smart,
you'll need to do most of the thinking for him'
'Okay... What's the catch?' says Eve.
'The catch,' says God, 'is that he'll be proud and cocky
so you'll need to let him believe I made HIM first! So
just remember, it's our little secret..."