Thursday, May 21, 2009

"What I Wish I Had Known Sooner"


I found this list while glancing through another one of my old "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books. Even though I am no longer a teenager, I still find some of the stories in the book very interesting, so I'll pull the books out from time to time. I found some of the things on this list pretty amusing and also very true.


What I Wish I had Known Sooner

  • You don't realize the importance of something not until you lose it.
  • Don't let your life wait for other people.
  • Dropping a cell phone into a tub of water kinda kills the phone.
  • If you wait for the wind you might never sail.
  • Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out!
  • If it hurts,DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
  • Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
  • Zits always pop up when you really can't afford them to!
  • All that glitters is not gold but all that is gold doesn't glisten.
  • When in doubt,duck.When certain don't bother because you're already screwed!
  • While driving through a gate make sure the gate is open otherwise it may prove fatal to your car.
  • If you sneak out when grounded you are in BIG trouble.
  • If you're not living really living , you're dead already.
  • If your teacher says he'll give you zero if you speak again he REALLY means it.
  • Being nice to people will get you far.
  • Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
  • The person you love is often right in front of you.
  • Sleeping with your spectacles on isn't a very good idea.
  • Never, EVER let a member of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards.
  • Nothing is ever too good to be true.[said by Micheal Faraday]
  • If you like a girl, it is certain her roomate likes you.
  • Parents aren't around forever so treasure them while they are.
  • If you tease a geek you'll end up marrying one.
  • Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score.
  • Never do something if the risk is greater then the reward.
  • Think before you act.
  • Look before you leap. ( one that i always fail to remember!)
  • Dreaming and doing go hand in hand.
  • Life moves fast but not so fast that you can't slow down to enjoy it.
  • Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something to make it better.
  • Procrastination is the easiest way but not the most profitable.
  • Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. who cares how ridiculous you look eating it 7 pm?
  • If he doesn't respect you he isn't worth any of your time.(again i always fail to remember this?!)
  • If at first you don't suceed, then try again then quit no use being a damn fool about it!
  • Always give everything in your life a try or you'll be left saying if only i had done that!
  • Sticking things up your nose isn't the smarteset idea in the world.
  • You can't light fireworks in your basement and not get caught.
  • Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against yor hair.
  • God doesn't make junk.
  • Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
  • You never know when you're making a memory.
  • The heart does heal and you will love like this again--only when you do you'll deny ever loving like this before.
  • Nothing matters if you don't have loved ones to share it with. Your siblings are incredibly precious. If you don't know this now you will!
  • If you can laugh at yourself , you're going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you you'll be great! Trust me!
  • Isolation is good but it's not the best!
  • Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
  • Enjoy life while you still can.
  • Everything makes a difference. No matter how much you "Don't care about it."
  • Dreams never die they just hibernate.
  • There's a victory after every loss!
  • When things change no matter what we do it can never be the same.
  • Parting is such a sweet sorrow.[said by William Shakespear]
  • Worrying doesn't help. It worsens the problem.
  • Fear is sometimes our best friend.
  • Hope is not victory.
  • Our lives always go on , it those who die theirs stop.
  • Change is always good but who said it was easy.
  • If you dare to dream have the courage to complete them.
  • Make a place in this world before you leave it.
  • Only you can make yourself happy!
  • Studying is a waste of time!
  • It becomes an illusion just when you begin to think it may be real.
  • Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans!
  • An empty day though clear and bright is just as dark as any night.
  • your relatives will always taunt you till you get an Aplus!
  • Suicide is not a remedy.
  • The only risk in life is not taking one.
  • The world is different!
  • All sorrows can be borne if you tell a story about them.
  • Others teach we learn.
  • There's alot in this world to care about.

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